In The Beginning
Let us start at the beginnning, writes Wendy; Myself, Jan and Joan, in the same year, went through the break up of our long term relationships. We bonded together throughout the challenges of said occurance and became the ex-wives club.
However, Sandra came along and quickly did away with this term and replaced it with “the wives” and annointed herself the Mistress to which we all willingly and thrillingly agreed.
Then the wives went to Montreal and quickly picked up another wife named Kim, who was at the time deemed the best ex wife or the ex-wives. The Mistress accepted this new wife so we became, the four wives and the Mistress. But it doesn’t end there, then the Mistress went out one night without her wives and found the Hussy (Julie), so we are now four wives and a Mistress and a Hussy.
What a lovely recap says the mistress 
My version is slightly different, however. I do recall : driving by the clubhouse on black 1000cc Harley Low Rider, catching sight of 4 exceptional lingerie clad divinities, declaiming - “What light through yonder window breaks? … O blessed, blessed night!… etc
