It’s That Time Of Year
November 17th, 2006
The Wives’ Christmas Wish List:
1. bras from Maryanne’s
2. a trip to Ste Anne’s spa
3. Shoes…pointy shoes with tall heels and the gams to go in them!
4. Wendy’s shortbread cookies.
5. More shoes. Tall, red, suede, pointy, hot bitch, strutting her stuff magic shoes.
6. A loft for Janny.
7. And something purple, compact and smooth and made of rubber…I think they call it an I-pod. And maybe a leather strap so I can pack…it wherever I go…
8. and something red, smooth, sexy…. something so sexy that any lesbian would swoon on catching a glimpse of it. There’s leather involved…
Thought for the day
November 14th, 2006
“My greatest fear is that there is no such thing as PMS and this is my real personality”
(Name of author withheld by request)