The L Word Viewings Ritual

January 29th, 2007

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Ah the excitement builds with the anticipation of the next L Word Viewings Ritual - February 16th at the Club House.

Viewings of episodes 3&4.

Catered by the Mistress and the Hussy!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Officer Olga

January 21st, 2007

police.jpgOk, if i can’t entice joanny into a little fantasy… guess i’m going to have to do a re-enactment as to what i think happened saturday evening while janny and joanny were driving home myself….

Jan: “Shoot beverly, is that a siren i see in the rear view mirror?”

Joan: “Ohhh, oh blonde b, i do believe you are correct, it looks like they want us to pull over”

Jan: “Oh hello officer, what can we do for you?”

Officer Olga: Well you were driving a bit erratically… can i ask you to step out of the car please?

Jan/Joan: Oh officer why sure….anything officer, any thing you ask.

Officer Olga: Hmmmm, can you explain why you have a geshia with you mam?

Jan:”Oh officer, why she might look like a geshia this is true, she’s actually my friend beverly bouffant, and I was just driving her home”.

Officer Olga: “Well why is she dressed like that?”

Joan: Why officer, we were just at the clubhouse having a pyjama party with our wives, mistress and hussy watching the first two L-word episodes”… it was all innocent fun, really it was.

Officer Olga:”Hmmm, that sounds rather suspicious, i think i might have to frisk you both… spread em girls”

Jan/Joan: OHHHH officer sure, anything officer, anything…. ooohh ahhh

6064.jpgOfficer Olga:”Stop that moaning and groaning girls, you are getting me hot, and i’m working” That geshia/winter boot outfit is pushing me over the edge, think i might have to call my officer partner in the car over to help me control you two…. Martine, Martine… come in please…

Officer Martine: “What can i help you with Officer Olga?”

Officer Olga: “I think we are going to have to work together to bring these girls to the station for a little investigation, and maybe a little discipline…

Officer Martine: “Well you seem to be quite busy with the geshia girl, think i’m going to have to take the blonde bombshell with the fuckable err blonde hair”

Jan/Joan: ohhhh, ahhh anything you say officers, anything you say.

fade out the scene as officer olga/martine/jan and joanie go off into the sunrise.

Theme night - The L Word Premiere

January 20th, 2007

Well I have to say, it was a lovely evening with the wives/mistress/hussy. So enjoyed the conversations, laughter, bra revealing, lesbo watching… what better way to spend a cold winter then snuggled up with those who are oh such a wonderful addition to life.

Hope everyone got home safe and sound without any police related pajama reveling incidents? If there were any such incidents, we will expect a full crackberry/laptop report. MOST Especially if it involved an officer of the tall strong female sort… even if it’s a joany fantasy report.

Late breaking news… the naughty wife got herself a fancy new cell phone today, so will be ready the next time we are together…. so get those gorgeous smiles ready ladies! In the interim, pictures of the evening… some doctored some not.

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Ringing in 2007

January 6th, 2007

Well new year’s eve has come and gone, a lovely one to be sure, spent with the wives, mistress, and hussy. The evening begun with a fondue supper at the club house. The orgasmic organizer had, with her usual flair, organized a fabulous event. Much chat, showing of bras, and laughter to be had. The only ones missing were the m/h. The mistress and hussy somehow opted for a romantic supper on their own, which was acceptable to the wives… though likely for this year only.

Onto the pride dance we went, en masse. Quite the sight we were, the crowd was in awe when we walked into the room. Anticipation was high, there was electricity in the air. 

The dance, however, was, how shall I put it gently…. a pathetic, hopeless, and downright silly excuse of a dance. The music (well maybe music is too strong a word… sounds?) was hopeless, the sound system kept cutting out, at one point one of the queens had to run home to get more CD’s, the lights kept going bright then off all together. Sad drag queen shows, peppered through out for our enjoyment, and a pretty pathetic crowd… but not to despair, the wives, mistriss and hussy were there!!!

It was a fine example of the wifely/m/h fortitude, and spirit. Simply put… we had a blast. We danced, and danced, laughed hugged, humped legs, and all in all were able to get easily into that wifey zone of pure joy and happiness. A fine testament to US.

Unfortunately, despite the wealth of crackberries/laptops etc,  the wives are poorly equipped with devices to record such events. As well, the paparazzi was conspicuously absent.  So all i can provide is an artist rendering of the best photo op of the evening:

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